It's geared toward ppl w/ lots of money, tho. The rest of us don't have social & work lives that require that much assistance.

Problem: lifting weights is a lot like sitting on the couch waving your arms around, movement-wise.

Some clever Apple developer really, really wanted to make the old Facebook "poke" literal.

"loop that is "infinitely adjustable."" Har.

Did they actually *say* sapphire?

People taking pics of their credit cards w/ their mobiles? I can't possibly see how this could go wrong.

"Run From the Kraken"!!!

A Kraken with legs? That can't be right.

Wow. A lot of dudes in that picture.

Even Apple getting in on the pumpkin spice craze.

IOW, a typical day in SF.

Hasn't moved since he got implants.