It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

I’ve been waiting patiently for this.

Yep. “I haven’t had carbs in five years. I’m miserable! Why the hell aren’t you miserable? You should be miserable too!”

Right? I tend to think people like that are just pissed because they spend their entire lives keeping that last twenty pounds off and beautiful women like Ashley are comfortable and perfect and might I say FUCKING GORGEOUS without that sort of effort.

Indeed. Cheryl Tiegs was the face of Virginia Slims. That’s what she’s famous for. Is obesity unhealthy? Yes. Do I think a cigarette peddler is the best person to be listening to regarding what’s healthy? No.

Or as much as they hate themselves...

I am never going to understand why people are so offended at just seeing someone who isn’t super thin portrayed in any type of media. Like quit concern-trolling me and tell me straight up that you want me to hate myself as much as you hate me.

Man... she dislikes fat people so much, even her cigarettes are slim!

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.

I actually disagree with the outcome of the Blurred Lines case. It still upsets me, because the precedent it set is exactly that. Every funk artists could sue every other funk artist.