About ten seconds. "Gladiator with Ed Droste" was the first mental image I had, but I figured that Ed Droste might be too specific of a reference.

In all fairness, Stephen actually wanted a Gawker review in the piece at the end for the sake of fairness, but I didn't think any of the reviews were that interesting or said anything that wasn't already well-known. The editorial decision to exclude the Gawker review in the piece was entirely on me.