Man spreading. We need a Jezebel think piece on it.

Big law. Lolz. Fuck that shit. I make what big law partners do and work 40 hours a week. Good luck with that

Jesus I made 6 figures when I was 22 and haven't looked back. What the hell kind of shit jobs do you people have? I was paying $2500 a month in rent at 22.

Of course you're gay since you post on here. At least you're out unlike the staff of deadspin

I have a successful business but drive an old Subaru. My girlfriend isn't a model she's pretty though.

It looks like Tom Leys apartment on a weekend. 20 horse cocks, some midgets and a lot of brown liquid spraying everywhere. Not a vagina to be found. Just how Tommy likes it. Totally straight though.

Actually my parents don't have much money and I own a successful business in NYC. I did go to a nascar race once and had fun although I watched a full grown man poop in the middle of the bathroom and will never get that image out of my head. I think trumps an idiot and will vote for Hillary. This is why people don't…

You still pretending to be straight?

It's almost as if the staff is obsessed with penis. They're totally not gay though. They just love penis.

I went to an Ivy League school. I couldn’t care less about penn state

So liberal and inclusive

Let's play name that poster: you're 26, 25 pounds overweight and single. You graduated from a decent college but felt like you were far smarter than everyone. You're underemployed and are watching your classmates pass you in the race of life. You come to here for reassurance that it's the rich white man's fault you…

You're so liberal and empathetic.

Definitively shot by the cops. Deadspin told me that that black people don't commit violence.

It’s probably not wise to bring race up in any discussion of rape since black men are the most prolific sex offenders on the planet.

It's all about you.

Except for not deriving my self worth from the Internet.

Burn them. If you disagree then you're a rapist.

I’m shaking with rage. Nuke state college. Kill his family.