GTI is a small car.  They do a great job disguising that, but it’s a small car.  This is considerably larger with more room in the back for family.  

Enough with the diversity for diversity’s sake. It’s dumb, transparent, and counterproductive. It demonstrates a completely backward set of priorities and a willful desire to ignore your audience’s desires.

If I had one of those, I’d be Holden on to it too.

But does that take out the sting of having to deal with a Kia dealer?

I’ll buy it and just put it next to my Tesla so its panel gaps are no longer noticeable.

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Really? You dont find the wheelbase/rear wheel placement to be incredibly awkward? The whole middle looks stretched, and this could be an optical illusion, it looks like its even sagging a little bit in the middle, between the two doors.

Like, i see the back part of a good looking car, and the front part of a good…

I feel like it definitely gives more room for my nuts to grow larger, so thats good.

“If you didn’t get the right A level results, don’t worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast.”

I have finally reached the age where the drivers I watched in Nascar are all retiring. It is a weird feeling.

Meanwhile, my Chevy has a special plastic spout under the oil filter, so that when you change the filter, the oil goes to the same general area as the drain plug instead of dripping all over the frame crossmember.

I really HATE it when Jalopnik gets political! What exactly do you want Pence to do? Stop with the politics otherwise there is TTAC and The Drive!

Well of course you can’t find a “trunk release” button.

“The wife is completely mortified to drive in it and the kids stop smiling when we say we are taking “Dad’s Car”...yuk.”

Throw all logic to the wind and buy a Phaeton. Show those philistines what a VW that’s over a decade old can really do.

As someone currently trying to sell an ‘05 Passat with just under 140k miles:

You could just save your money and fix the VW 135k is not a super huge amount of miles. Dump some money into fixing its problems, then in a few years give it to the kid, it won’t be so yuck when it’s either this or get a job you freeloading brat and buy your own car. Then go buy yourself a midlife crisis Corvette.

That’s not a Caddy. THIS is a Caddy.