Kids = mandatory naps... It’s something in a male’s DNA... I hated naps bc I d wake up more tired like the flu...but yes 20-30 mins or 90 mins. Read an article that states more than 30 you go deep RAM sleep and if you wake up too fast you re F ed. < 30 or90

Condoms too? Wait I don’t use those.

Hellman’s hands down. My wife bought some Organic brand from Wholefoods .... She tried one little bit....proceeded to throw it out and said it’s okay to have some non healthy stuff in the house.