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“Going to the movies is a timeless ritual. You need to stand in line for one or two hours next to some guy who’s urinating into a trash can while you wait to get in. It’s part of the overall experience!,

Additionally, due to a French “Media Chronology Law,” a movie can’t be shown on a streaming service for three years after it’s left theaters.

And here we have the premise of Woody’s next, sad film. An older Jewish gentleman in New York is forced to watch movies on a computer by a young, pretty ingenue. They fall in love, even though she is being pursued by a good looking lawyer her own age because she just loves the pathos that surrounds the old guy who is

He asked for her to leave, and she did. It’s clear he was giving some bad vibes anyway.

If you were a woman on a date with a clearly unstable man, you would honestly concern yourself with how that man makes his way home? Moreso than your own personal safety?

Not according to P.S. I Love You!

It will be nice to see Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan together again.

They already did this but with a dude dying, right? PS I love you? This seems unnecessary and very much like a movie studio profiting off of a tragedy that’s still fresh in our minds. No thanks.

On one hand: ugh, why?

Bill Hader was soo attractive in that movie. It also made me love Lebron James. But Schumer’s character was not attractive in any way.

Yes , Harry was the best best guy on the show.

Oh, she was proven to be a shitty person loooooong before this. Also, let us all remember that her now ex wore blackface to a party so they are both awful.

23 years of practice makes perfect!

Sorry, Pretentious Petrovsky was the worst.

be honest. is this you.

i bet they broke up because ben got in a fight with amy’s ex in the mud after a tense game of basketball

he wanted to marry her but she couldn’t commit and wore the ring around her neck and also she cheated on him with chris noth and he could never trust her again.

Yeah she totally treated him like shit! First she cheats on him, then begs him to come back to her, he proposes, then she won’t set a wedding date, lets him refinish her floors and then breaks up with him.

Taylor & Joe look like bored trust-fund siblings whose only source of joy comes from hunting the poor on Purge day.

Scott Disick and Bella Thorne? Makes total sense. Or, in the words of Spock,