Those hideous fucking “slide ons” are made of calf hair, just so you know. Not that any of you probably care, but a baby cow was slaughtered so that you could wear that.  

Correction: Headline says ‘Pony hair slides’ when it’s ‘pony hair sandals.’ Don’t know if slides are what you call these sandals but it reads like pony barrettes, which were very disappointing to NOT find, lol.

yo, isn’t that Elle Fanning?

But like... I’ve already mourned the end of the show. It seems kinda unnecessary to haul its ass back out after what everyone presumed to be the finale tied things up in a relatively satisfying way.

I wish Happy Endings could get one more season.

More CeCe Winston Mess Arounds? YESSSS.

*I would beat the bitch, not my mom, just to be clear.

IT did seem a bit cunty

Sorry, it seemed like disappointment or something. I wasn’t sure what the tone was with this bit of gossip.

Archie is so fucking basic.

I don’t really have anything to add to this except that Cole and his brother’s twitter exchanges are effing hilarious and made me a fan of his even before I started watching Riverdale. In which his character is the BEST. Fight me, Archie fans!

There’s only one good Robin Hood movie.

Screw “Must-See TV.” Bring back “TGIF” from 1990.

My favorite part of the Avril is dead conspiracy is that is started in south America and there is a blog called: Avril Esta Morta , sometimes I whisper this to people on the subway.

There’s a simple answer to your question: David O Russell. He keeps casting her in his movies even when she’s not age appropriate (too young). And yet, for me she was the best part of those otherwise mediocre movies.

Jenner added, “I’m out there trying to make a difference in the world. There’s a lot of drama in the Kardashian family.

Also bugs! So many bugs!

I have to wonder what her definition of gardening is, though. Hard to believe she is gardening naked and has not one tiny scratch on her.

Monster-in-Law is so bad. So bad.