I’m surprised they didn’t build a “phone pen,” where the little rugrats can play on Mommy’s iPhone while not watching a movie their parents paid $7.50 for them not to see.

I feel like I know a pretty basic amount of info about Scarlett Johansson, but I literally had no recollection of her ever having a child. Like I don’t remember her ever being pregnant.

Wow guys, way to erase her identity.

“He makes everyone cringe hardcore!” is perfect.

My thought process was exactly the same. This post has been an emotional roller coaster.

At first I was like:

Tom may want to rethink matters because I just found this shirt that would be perfect for his next (staged) paparazzi photo op.

(So, hey, this is only slightly related but I’m saying it because I can’t recall seeing a post directly by you that I can say this in: You are consistantly my favorite part of the Gizmodo media group. Keep up the fantastic work!)

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”

Jim, your illustrations always add so much the the articles, thank you for your work.

Proud Polish girl here. Yes, we used it a lot. Additionally, it was used as background/profile picture on Facebook by half of my friends. I had it for months. I think it’s because Polish goverment tried to make women nothing else than walking uteruses, and the uterus responsed in a simple, yet meaningful way. It’s…

If your tyrannical reign depends largely on symbolic displays of power, then don’t piss off the people who are in charge of your symbols.

In quite possibly the most apt-metaphor since the physical manifestation of Man’s hubris struck an iceberg, the Statue of Liberty went dark just before midnight.

I like that and I really like Evan Rachel Wood just not doing dresses for a year to show that they are optional instead of mandatory.

I love that Alicia is still not wearing makeup. Like, if she does, great! Fine! I do 60% of the time. But I think that this is a good, smart, empowering move for young women to see.

Seriously. If you wanted your private life to be private, you go the Benedict Cumberbatch route and quietly commit to an interesting, driven person who does their own work well and isn’t a total thirst bot. You dated Taylor Swift. In the words of noted Palestinian-American philosopher Khaled Muhammed Khaled,…

I think once you end up scheduling paparazzi appearances to photograph your private life, you can’t be surprised that people want more. He’s got every right to shut them down, it is his private life, but being a tool in public like that... He’s got to know his actions have consequences.

Younger folks will tell you she did an interwebs show about gaming, I think. As an old I only know her as Vi, the potential slayer in the knit hat.

I used a line from Love Actually just the other day. “I’d say there’s a sizable ass there.”