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Or prepare for a job interview. Or use Yale’s extensive alumni network to get a job instead of sleeping with her engaged ex.

Dude, Lane had triplets! Fucking triplets. What the fuck. I hate everything they did to Lane Kim on that show.

Well, I feel pretty darn sure that Rory didn’t get an abortion, considering the fact that it was never even floated as a possibility on the series. I binge watched this show and really loved it, until I got to the season in which Sookie’s husband lies about getting a vasectomy and she gets pregnant again against her

Seasons 1 through 6 yes. This revival was bullshit. How did Stars Hollow become whiter and *less diverse* in the ten years since we last saw it?

This makes me incredibly sad. We’re in the golden age of television. Why are we bringing back the shitty parts of the 90s?

As part of my birthday gift a couple years ago, Mr. Nom gave me carte blanche to get wasted and hide in the guest room the following day while he lied to our child and said I was out running errands. I didn’t emerge until about 4:00 PM and, honestly, I probably should have stayed in a couple more hours but I felt bad

His SNL work is totally what made me a fan. I have a hard time understanding the hate with him sometimes—he can sing, dance, play musical instruments, be a terrible actor in movies, and then be excellent at making fun of himself on SNL. He can be a little over-the-top (obnoxious?) at times, but I also think he’s well

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Boy band craze ruining the airwaves? Whaaaaa? How can you discount b4-4 & their paean to oral sex?

Throwing a fun, themed, all-inclusive birthday party for yourself when you’re in your forties is a bad thing?

If’n I had the money, I’d throw myself a freaking candy themed party every year.

I’m just gonna say it: I like Coldplay. I think Chris Martin seems like a really nice, sweet, nerdy guy AND I think he’s cute. I think themed parties are fun no matter how old you are. That’s it.

I’ve never gotten the Chris Martin/Coldplay vitriol. I mean, I don’t care about their music, but the hatred that it gets baffles me.

Oh how can you not like Chris Martin? He’s like a giant puppy, he was so excited to be playing next to Beyonce at the Superbowl that I wanted to cuddle him.

I respect that choice, Chris Martin. Live your best life.

I really want to sit younger women in this situation like Selena down and say, “Believe him when he tells you who he is. Don’t make him better. Because he’s not, and he’s telling you the truth.”

It takes time for that lesson to sink in sometimes.

Mr. The Weeknd is an upgrade from the Beebs.

I’m sure Selena is on a first name basis and calls him The.

Same judge who came down light on the boys in the Rehteah Parsons case.

This is not very small town though. Halifax is the capital of Nova Scotia. But yeah, nothing really surprises anymore. :(