Now I’m sad, and I can’t go hug Mr. Cheese because I am stuck at work. I’ll just leave this picture my mom emailed me when I was on vacation, of my 17 year old cat that lives with them after he had his laser therapy (he only has one eye and developed an abscess that was messing with his good eye, but thanks to the…

Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life is also a wonderful book. Open it to read random entries is an instant pick-me-up.

I think the takeaway there is that, in these last days of her life, as she looks back at what brought her happiness, those flaws have kind of fallen away for her. She probably doesn’t care to make room for those things in her mind anymore.

Only gonna say this ‘cause I didn’t learn until I was 22 and it caused me a lot of grief:

Yeah, my husband is coming home from a long work trip tonight. I miss him even more right now. He’s such a good person. And I don’t want to ever leave him and I know one day one of us will have to leave the other and that is crushing me now.

I can’t do anything about that so instead I will shovel the driveway so he…

I don’t know what the fuck this dude is on about with “only a minor annoyance”. Yes, UTIs don’t, like, hospitalize you if you treat them in time, but it has to be the largest “degree of pain/seriousness of illness” ratio I’ve ever experienced.

she’s not saying it’s perfect.

I actually think the idea of “love at first sight” is incredibly dangerous: first impressions are often wrong, and generally superficial. It’s nice that they panned out for this woman, but I’d actually be super concerned with anyone who says they knew someone was the one for them the first time they met them. I’ve had…

what? no.

Such sweet kids. I’m rooting for them to have a successful career, but also a normal childhood. Don’t ruin them, Hollywood!

“I’m sorry, I just won an award.”

Don’t insult witches by comparing them to this charlatan.

Boy, do I really want to strike a happy medium right now.

He’s still waiting for his Netscape browser to load...

The biggest crime of all is that Pence used an AOL email account after the turn of the century. Did he also use Geocities to build Indiana.gov?

“One, two, three, four, five? That’s amazing. I’ve got the same combination on my luggage.”

How do you know the combination to my luggage???

bet his password was 12345