Now whenever I think of Shirley I think of that scene in Postcards From the Edge where Suzanne is accusing her of flashing the party guests and Shirley says “IT TWIRLED UP!!!”

Je Suis Wrong Envelope

This is scary. Jeffrey Goldberg has mused how more people like Trump are going to run for president and shrug off political norms to continue on the self dealing that Trump is doing, which Oprah as a fellow snake oil salesperson would do.

*Trump is Hitler but worse.

I’d really love to stop talking about how the President is perceived (and how he perceives himself) and keep the focus on the bigger issues. Can we please hone in on the fact that the president’s VOICE program is one of the most frightening things we’ve seen come from a President who is already hell bent on crushing…

Yeah, but have you considered that he sounded nice, and he publicly thanked a war widow? Important stuff! I think we need to start giving him some credit.

Ali Wong’s special is so good!

Her standup is fine. She gets a lot of shit for stealing jokes, but that just happens in comedy, especially TV special comedy. Jimmy Kimmel at the Oscars basically “stole” a joke from Tina Fey at the Golden Globes about actresses losing weight for films. I really really liked Trainwreck and her 12 Angry Men episode on…

Okay but, how wild would it be if JJ Abrams was somehow involved because it would just be so... random.

Was he ever even accused of rape?

I heard Tom Hiddleston is available.

I know the story is 100% false but if Brad really tried to get in contact with Jennifer Aniston after his divorce I hope she just texted him back “lol fuck u” and that was the end of it.

I’ve lost 28 pounds!!! Not related to the election, but as part of my new years resolution to be healthier.

*crumples thoroughly researched defense of Kate Hudson & pitches it into the fireplace upon remembering how The Skeleton Key sucked ass*

Gaga should do a “Telephone” performance with Beyoncé Skyping in from some insanely elaborate master bed setup.

The “dude from The Black Crowes” has produced a far more enjoyable body of work than “the chick from Almost Famous”.

I hope she finds something better than going back to American Horror Story (although her season was the best one by far and she was amazing in it).

How about a reminder that Connie Britton and Jason Mantzoukas were a thing?