is awfully hard to take its diversity aspirations seriously, for instance, when the host of the Oscars makes an extended joke based on the pronunciation and perceived complicatedness of the Best Supporting Actor winner’s name—but that is exactly what Kimmel did, in a far too-long-riff about Mahershala Ali and his…

He also made fun of that Asian Woman’s name: Yulree, commenting that her husband “Patrick” had a real name....

What an embarrassment.

And it went on for-fucking-EVER. I changed flipped back and forth three different times and it was still running.

That whole stunt with the tourists was so weird.

I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

Yea I always think Kimmel is lame, but I actually thought the Matt Damon bashing was hilarious.

I absolutely hate that tacky shit.

Fuck that. The only time I want to see Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, or Jon Voight is as part of an In Memoriam reel.

Meanwhile...

No fucking wonder their jewelry is universally ugly.

I worked at a department in a university that had the spouses rule (only for women, though).

I worked for Kay for about a year and a half. Little over. My direct manager remains one of the most genuinely good people I’ve ever had the pleasure of working for. After a year and a half, I was ready to move on and put my two weeks in. My boss asked me to stay on for a couple weeks more because he and the assistant…

I didn’t realize all of these tacky stores were owned by the same parent company. No fucking wonder their jewelry is universally ugly.

Every kiss begins with Kay, or you’re fired!

We investigated these 1500 allegations, and they’re all false. Nothing happened here at Cosby Jewelers!

Probably because he could see that everyone’s initial was reactions was a bit too “aw, the poor old guy got confused” and he doesn’t have many public moments left- no one wants to go out with everyone thinking they’re addled.

Probably because Jimmy Kimmel was blaming him for the problem (even if only jokingly) and he wanted to set the record straight stat

That could have waited until today. They should have stopped them before they even started their speeches.

Here just to say Penn Badgley and Domino Kirke apparently had their wedding reception at the same Brooklyn restaurant I had mine at. This is entirely useless information but my husband doesn’t recognize either name so when I blurted it to him just now I got a blank stare instead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯