I was thinking it would be Emmalina.

Look, if no one has put the Forklift Song from MST3K over footage of Corbin attacking Ambrose, then I'm just disappointed in everyone.

Los Ingobernables de Shield!!

I always disliked In The Heat Of The Night because it came on when I was younger and my parents loved it, and since we only had one TV with a good antenna back then, it was "watch what they watch or watch nothing at all" (their TV had an antenna that was mounted on top of the house, mine had crappy rabbit ears). Dr.…

I swear, I like The Flash but I reaaaaaaaaly hope that next season they decide to have a main villain that isn't some form of Bad Guy Speedster (unless we somehow get asshole Wells Reverse Flash back). I really hope this Prison Break reboot or whatever it is from Fox fails so maybe we can get a new gallery of Rogues…

I don't think I'd mind the B show part if it wasn't a month before WM. Then again, I'm at the point where I think they need to A) Always have WM in April and B) Cancel whatever March PPV they have on the schedule. Alternate who gets the Elimination Chamber if you're dead set on having something in February and let…

I don't know if I've went on about it here, but at least in my head I've been pretty sour on Charlotte's PPV winning streak (at least since last year's 'Mania, where it seemed like a great time to go ahead and put it on Sasha… but I digress). But really, why on earth would you waste breaking that streak at a B-show a…

You wanna make sure that Taker is the biggest white meat babyface on the face of the earth in 2017? Put him against Roman and watch the fireworks happen like they did tonight. Even if I have a (bad) idea as to where it is all going, I don't think I've ever been happier to see someone chokeslammed than what I was…

>>Disclaimer: This was a decent enough Raw with some pretty solid segments, but I’m also still grumpy about last night’s Fastlane.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

That was my biggest gripe with Amazing Spider-Man. Most people already know the thumbnail bits of Spidey's origin, if you really wanted to cover it again you could knock it out during the opening credits and devote the rest of the time to a better story.

Grosse Pointe Blank-man

32. The loud guy from old Comedy Central commercials

I now need a Suplex City tee with Beach City as the exit.

It was infuriating. But honestly there's a part of me that's just as irritated with Hayes in that clip. I didn't watch the whole thing so I don't know all of what happens, but if you have a guest like that who is going to be willfully obtuse and refuse to answer your questions, cut his mic and throw it to commercial.

I don't think my blood pressure can take this kind of experimentation.

So Sessions may have committed some light perjury, what's the big deal?

This Sunday's MST3K Episodes on your local Comet TV station:
- Experiment 424, the classic Manos: The Hands of Fate. Served with a stinky short, the "Stirring conclusion" to Hired
- Experiment 404, Teenagers From Outer Space. No short for this one, but enjoy another helping of Joel-goodness.

17. Screenwipe, Newswipe, Gameswipe, Ass Wipe more like.

"I didn't think he was going to sing "Moon River" and then BAM! second encore!"