The Deadly Bees and Space Children are two of my favorites, and while I'm bummed I'll never have DVD-quality versions of them, I'm more than satisfied with my TV-quality DVDs of both episodes. I guess the rights problem is why it is a pain in the ass to find those two on Youtube and the like.

Kyleano IV.

HOLLER, IF YA HEAR ME!! *POLICE SIRENS START WAILING*

I knew I heard "American Males, American Males, American Males, American Males" somewhere in the distance.

>>AA were basically the Kurt Angle Cosplay Society (in a good way)

That blew my damn mind. I could see it being harder if they gave a more generic United States in the clue, but giving you Florida and the 1960s should have been a dead giveaway.

I wonder if people think of it as sort of a lame-duck season with Capaldi and Moffat both leaving at the end, and therefore aren't watching because they think nothing is really going to happen?

YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY PLINKO FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD EAGLE!!!

20. Once, in a despicable act of heeldom, tried to suffocate Ric Flair with a plastic bag.

Someone would be encouraged to suck dick on the way to the parking lot instead of discouraged.

1. Grosse Pointe Blank is one of my favorite movies ever and there was a time during my angsty high school years where I thought I wanted to be a hitman because John Cusack (and, to a lesser degree, Bret Hart) made it look so cool.

18. You took the box! Let's see what's in the box! [Hiro-san opens the box,
and the audience gasps: the box is completely empty!] Nothing!
Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!

I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRRRR!!!

Speaking of Drag Race, did Sava just give up or something? Usually the review is up shortly after the episode, but so far nothing.

Didn't LMM get to go onstage and do Yoda at a show once?

Today's Anti-Trumpidote (Alternate Edition)

We could have kicked off Ginger Minge from tonight's episode, put Eddie on instead, and it would have been even better. The idea of Alaska Thunderfuck and Eddie Izzard playing off each other makes my brain melt in the best way.

37. Drove downtown in the rain
Nine-thirty on a Tuesday night
Just to check out the late-night record shop
Call it impulsive
Call it compulsive
Call it insane
But when I'm surrounded
I just can't stop

Goddamn if that pop when Braun emerged from the ambulance wasn't magical.

I'm ashamed that I used to love Win Ben Stein's Money when I was a teenager (just the Kimmel years… and when did we get to the point where anything with Jimmy Kimmel could be considered the high-water mark of a show?). I just thought he was a smart guy with a monotone voice, not the tremendous asshole he actually is.