superdaveosbourne
Super-Dave-Osbourne
superdaveosbourne

When I drank tequila, I was a dick, and have the scars to prove it; I don’t drink tequila anymore.

Here, Here!

How about washing your hands before you touch your thingy. My unit stays pretty clean throughout the day by staying in my pants until I shower.

I was told it was so the children (of farmers) had more time/daylight to work on the farm before school.

I’m a Contractor. If you can avoid the city/county red tape and fees, along with Engineer/Designer fees, then by all means do so. Hire someone that will build it to code and make it safe. Save 50k+ (for a granny unit!).

I remember my hygienist mentioning she found a kernel shell on my molar; “looks like you watched a movie last night!”

I was called last night. I told them to hold while I got the owner of the house.

Astonishing Legends. The first few episodes their foley artist gets a little carried away but the weird and paranormal stories they talk about are fantastic!

My wife takes videos this way, except her hand shakes and she pans the camera around quickly!

I filled a 5 gallon carboy 3/4 full with silver and occasional bills (no pennies). Bank of the West gave me canvas bags to separate the currencies in $250-$500 amounts. They took the bags and deposited the money in my account. I think the total came to about $1000. Turned it into a Mexico vacation.

I’m a General Contractor in California and these costs seem to be for the labor, not the materials.