Must be some sort of mixup - all the Cardinals fans I’ve seen are using #MAGA and #AllLivesMatter

The Process was just tanking without the veneer of respectability, with a weird obsession for second round picks. It was just what nearly every other bad team does but without pretending they weren’t. And for all that gussied up VC talk about their ‘disruption’ of the league, it hasn’t gone better than any other…

I assumed it’d be low, but for the amount of work the managers do, it’s astronomically low.

Shyiiiiikes.

Does anyone have info on how much a site manager’s monthly stipend is at SB Nation? I’ve seen their job postings and always wondered.

Drew... the British lady on the phone was that autistic woman at the retreat with the souped up computer. I also think the Anna Kendrick prom dress story was supposed to be her relating to him by having he own low level autism. This movie was gloriously dumb.

Obligatory for every Bob Costas story:

Because it’s garbage?

Detroit will only complete its resurgence once he retires. A simplistic opinion, but the world works in mysterious and oftentimes serendipitous ways.

I don’t know about you guys, but I couldn’t wait to get tediously lectured through the TV by the author of Tuesdays with Morrie every Sunday morning.

Fed up with the Seahawks throwing from the goal line? So’s my fantasy te-

He was competing against - and often losing to! - bear baiting shows. Maybe that’s why he occasionally made fanservice spin-offs like the Merry Wives of Windsor. Anyway, Star Wars is best when it doesn’t aspire to the kind of art / commentary that nearly all of Shakespeare’s plays feature, and it’s pretty funny that…

Imagine watching one of those garbage, interminably long, and overwhelmingly stupid galactic counsel scenes from the prequels, and comparing it, in any way, to Shakespeare. “Wow, those aliens on floating pods saying vaguely important-sounding things is just like... Henry IV, of course!”

If Chapelle draws a snail, is the trick ruined? Or does David Blaine at all times just have a belly full of live, hand-sized creatures ready to barf up?

I think Laine vs. Matthews was way more a 1A vs. 1B situation than last year. I’m a Sabres fan, and love Jack Eichel, but he doesn’t compare to McDavid, who is either the best or about to be the best player in the league. Whereas I think Matthews and Laine will be about equal over their careers - both with a 30 goal…

Can’t wait till Simmons isn’t being financially supported by HBO so we can hear his brave takes on how his show never got a fair shot. He isn’t afraid to say anything!!

I’m with you on 99% of these... but for some reason I’m holding on hope for Jabari Parker to be an above average scorer, and a couple WATB - wins above total butt.

I’m laughing at this, imagining a huge Yankees fan in a RE2PECT T-shirt waking up a couple days after his team won the World Series and being like, “Can’t wait to try this new spot on the Upper West Side!”

The team was so good they survived maybe the worst stretch of Joe Maddon’s career in Game 6 and 7. My god. A manager (rightfully) lauded for usually making smart, process-driven decisions could not get out of his own goddamn way for two games. Chapman in Game 6, pulling Hendricks in Game 7, pulling Lester, leaving in…

Is there a quantifiable difference between a Mars bar and a Milky Way? I always thought a Milky Way was just the American version of the Canadian / British Mars bar. Guess my palate isn’t heightened enough to taste the difference