Here's the judge

I know, right? Those guys have other films floating around somewhere too. (but this one's my favorite)

Reminds me of something even more NSFW (but better)

I hope this game somehow crushes everything brown and grey and awful looking. Contrast is wonderful.

There's a hijacker in all of us

Mmmmmmm........scrambled eggs. For my face. For in it, not on it.

I'm partial to the early stuff

What I'd hope would happen is that the house would react to the vampire like a magnet does to another magnet with the same pole. It would slip out of its foundation and force itself rapidly back through the teleporter, destroying itself and the ship in the process. The vampire would remain on land, unharmed.

It sounded like a similar accent, but I don't see why they wouldn't have gotten Ray Liotta to reprise the role. I do really hope CJ is in the game though, preferably playable. Need more turf wars.

Results would be just as creepy as this performance

Does this mean I can throw a dog out of a plane over the Vinewood sign?

I read that as "Twin-Stick Space Combat Shooter Fusion Hits Genesis Next Week for $10" and my brain almost exploded

Well, it can't possibly be less funny than "In The Flow With Affion Crockett"

Just 10 more of them and it would be like you had a Surface

Well, I guess I couuuuld sell the computer on ebay as soon as I bought it.............

Wait, he's a front-runner? I'm moving to Canada.

Ohhh man, my work is right next to a Starbucks, this is gonna be great.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that one (I guess because I've never seen it or played the games). I haven't seen 13 Assassins yet either but it's on Netflix instant watch at the moment so I will when I get a chance.

Might as well-it seems like a dollar is barely worth a quarter any more anyway

For those of you who think that Miike has done video game-themed movies before....his movie titled Dead or Alive (and its two sequels) have nothing to do with the video game series....and are amazing and you should watch them, and a lot of his other movies (I haven't seen them all, but I haven't seen one I didn't like)