So boring....... My DD with 265K miles on it. I will drive it anywhere. I have owned defenders and discos.  They are garbage. 

This will be great to watch while I do laundry and half listen, because the jokes are the same, the emotional hooks are the same, the photography is the same, the formula is the same, and I can be confident I won’t miss anything.

You should come drive my RWD GS 350 AWD F-Sport sometime. It will make your base-trim 330i feel like a Corolla.

Oh come one, don’t start that shit already... Traction is king. Ergo winter tires.

All-season tyres, Jack of all trades, master of none. Inferior in all situations.

Or they’re just for people who like performance. Summers are better than all seasons in the summer spring and fall and winter tires outperform them as well in the winter. All seasons are for the type of person that is okay with mediocre performance and having a car that does “just fine” and gets them from point a to…

Now if only BMW would ///M my Subaru legacy.

Okay....

Editorial assignments...

Jalopnik, figure out how to blame this on Trump.
Jezebel, put the blame on men (in general).
Root, use this to put white people on blast... give “Preowned Patty” what-for.
Kotaku, think you can spin this around on the transphobes?

Pressing the clutch pedal in with your left foot, while simultaneously moving a gear lever with your right/left hand is the only description of a manual transmission that I will accept.

Its like they have some kind of thinking impairment, or something else preventing them from making clear and cogent decisions or something.  

An ultra-rare Alfa Romeo Ranger with the Z71 package? I’ll allow it.

Attention all Subaru true believers: Another automotive web site has been co-opted by the Deep Management Group. Do not be misled, true believers- mid engine goodness awaits us all!

I had a 4th gen LGT wagon and I really wanted to recommend that, but I couldn’t find any quaily examples nearby.

A publication where we don’t have the latest news, test drives and features? I’ll have to give this idea a try!

Can be found all day under 50k, coupes, convertibles you name it. 

Torchinsky makes the best Jalopnik!

Those are plastic retaining clips for the whole bumper:

Anybody else find this boring? 720 HP is a lot, but where do you use it?The same place you’d use a 350hp Miata or a 475hp BR-Z: a track.

I think regardless of who wins this fight they are eventually going to be anti Israel and anti Jewish in general.