Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Sorry, but that’s bullshit.

Kept driving it until the engine gave out. Added more air fresheners.

I purchased a Buick Regal from the family of a woman who had committed suicide. It wasn’t until later, when strange smells starting surfacing in the summer heat, and a strange engine knocking, that I figured out she had committed suicide IN the car by letting it run in the garage with the windows open. The car ran…

That’s not what they meant by SKYACTIV.

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

Do they make Brown Legos?

Ironically, the car itself is covered in tumors.

Which one comes with a clutch?

For those curious, there’s a simple way to calculate how much your modded car is worth:

My new sports car, the Rosinator 1, will feature an innovative new quadruple-manual transmission, with each wheel driven by its own miniature manual transmission built right into the wheel. Yes, that means four shifters, and four clutch pedals. It’ll also be powered by a naturally-aspirated, air-cooled, rear-mounted…

Idiocy is bi-partisan.

Yes, I’ve never seen a Democrat driving a car they can’t afford, wearing clothes they can’t afford, or talking on a phone they can’t afford.

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Strangely, the town suggested she park by the an area called Renforth Wharf, which does have no-parking signs that the town seemed cool with ignoring.

That guy knows how to spell Boxster, at least.

Those poor tires. He finally got a hole in one.

Ah, engine reliability, the primary concern of the $3,000,000 hypercar buyer.

This. The first owner’s lesson should have been to not buy modified cars.

The second owner should have bought another Subie, because he walked off without a scratch. That’s exactly what most rational Subaru owners do after that kind of thing. Any car that keeps you safe in a major accident is a good one.

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