Actually, more like this:

"I picked One Hell of a Day to quit Sniffing Glue..."

That gif's loop makes it look like he's doing standing crunches.

let's be completely honest, though: it's still bullshit.

Lets just be perfectly honest here. This should surprise no one.

something smells like bbq...

This. With ~400hp NA, less weight, a 6-speed, and a price tag not too much over 100k.

I had no idea that the SR-71 ever made any appearances at air shows...

Does anyone else think the narrator sounds like he's doing a fake accent?

I NEED IT NOW.

The title image.

"No, seriously, I'm stuck."