You, yesterday:

Mute point, now that he’s gone. Hopefully, Drew will reincarcerate him in future columns.

OH MY GAWD, THIS WAS A FUN DISCUSSION UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!!!

And really the sudden stop is just really rapid negative acceleration, so actually acceleration kills you.

Clarkson tackled this one, speed never killed anyone, suddenly coming to a stop is what does it.

As awesome as the car’s acceleration aside it also points out the key factor of being aware of your surroundings while driving, including what’s behind you.

Number one truism in sports: When hear of a player either bragging about how much harder he works, or how more advanced his training methods are, it means one thing. PEDs. Buckets of them. Steroids, HGH, pills, creams, shots, the entire pu pu platter.

Odell Beckham Jr. is almost the exact same height and weight as I am. Which a) holy shit there is a lot of variety in humans and b) I don’t care how amazing he is (and he’s amazing), a fade route to someone not crazy tall is asking for trouble.

Ha! I brought this slop to a “bourbon party” some asshole I know organized. No one was pleased with me and three years later, he still has it, unopened.

The fact that Drew didn’t even realize that purchasing the same snack that was already dangling from the coil would more than likely result in a two-fer of that snack makes me question everything he’s ever written.

I have great mammaries of Emmitt. He was a bacon of light.

Tomsula’s turned into some kind of stereotype hobo. He’s lost his creativity. Drew’s phoning it in.

Lucky you. Us Niner fans never get to forget that we had the best line in football and a running back averaging better than 5 ypc going up against a completely gassed defense, and at no point did our coaching team think to just bulldoze it in.

Thomsula was good for a season, but Evans has longevity

pairs well with the vergina

Eh, Tomsula gives me a mild chuckle nearing the end of a long week. More Evans would put my job at risk every Thursday, specifically every time Nicholson shows up.

As a fellow, fellow giants fan, fade routes are fine... BUT they are only fine when you have a 6'8' freak Plaxico Burress type who can jump to the moon. Fade routes to Cole Beasley or I dunno OBJ as athletic as he is, is NOT good football

“No other brain-training program has this level of scientific proof.”

Is it bad that I still miss Robert Evans? Tomsula seems so forced.

You’d seriously never had the vending machine twofer happen before?