Adult-ish.

“The new unit starts at $2,399 so it’s not for the feint of wallet...”

You got that right, Holmes.

You’re out of your element, Donny.

You’re right, it’s horrible. Full stop.

That’s not where Katz’s is located.

Will this work on an iPad?

I am tempted to agree, except that Geno is measurably worse than Fitz. Fitz is at least replacement level (often?), and was very, very close to leading Jets to playoff berth. Geno has always been a disaster. Though, sadly, he looked not bad while he was out there...

“We’re calling her ‘Muffy’”.

If Doe has no recollection of what happened, then how does she know she was raped? And again, texts from the next day shows she didn’t think she was.

Oh, do get fucked with that bullshit, won’t you, darling? Prejudice is prejudice, whether it’s coming from the mouth of an animal like Trump or an imbecile like you.

I love a good Tebow-bashing, but the concern here is misplaced. If I’m a minor league pitching prospect, I want nothing more than to pitch to Tebow, because finally people are fucking watching me. You want to get noticed.

Now see, that’s a bird who chases a dog the right way.

Two wrongs don’t make a right though... do they?

Why is everybody just assuming the neighbors are assholes? Is it possible he’s making loud noise at 3 AM? Is he actually running an illegal business? I honestly don’t know, maybe the neighbors are indeed assholes, but pretty sure all the people fulminating in righteous indignation on this thread don’t know either.…

Calling someone a “dick” is not only rude, but very anti-male and extremely triggering. I hope you can see the irony.

Except for the part where that very likely did not happen. But yes, otherwise, spot on.

There’s a Bears player worth rooting for?

Watch him wriggle, see him jiggle...

Same. In order to avoid Gawkerite censors, I always type my comments on carbon paper before submitting the originals.