them olds be dumm, amirait?

Man, you are so so so much smarter than that dumm lady person. Damkn. Why you not on the judge cort?

Suddenly, I’m in the mood for roast chickenhawk. With paprika and salt? Killer.

Bring back Mesereau!

Because the Kardashians and assorted hangers-on are shallow assholes, and it’s easily believable? If Trump said he got robbed of his jewels last night, I’d be more than willing to cast a jaundiced eye.

No.

I don’t get it--doesn’t this make Trump look actually kind of good? They served him shitty Ore-Ida frozen bullshit fries, and he sent them back. And...?

I wish they could kill the fucker twice:

“He has not shown any remorse from the beginning,” said Assistant District Attorney David Alex. “And he has not shown any, all the way to the end of the trial.”

I have a lot of sympathy for what you’re saying, but you can afford to boycott the 20-dollar hot dog guy, you’re not the most famous university in the world. Also, you have had the background and education that allows you, to some extent, to pick and choose where and when you’ll work. The majority, or at least very…

Certainly, the people he represents are wrapped up like a douche...

Kaep didn’t start any kind of dialogue about police brutality. At all. 1) That (nostly monologue) was already happening and 2) the only dialogue was between one group of idiots arguing that he was insulting the troops., and a second group arguing that Kaep was somehow striking a blow for equality.

I’m a bit chilly today, and need the warming flames of the Deadspin commentariat. To that end:

weak troll pours weak sauce

No idea what it said, but the replies keep getting shorter, it would seem.

And you’re still seething with butthurt. Unreal. Though I dismissed it, I still would be 100 dollars that your reply contained the letters LOL. So. Very. Sad.

Even if he’s not the QB he once was, he still has ample opportunity to ape Peyton Manning’s style.

Right, but if you follow that logic, then the bottom of a pile becomes essentially a lawless place, and you cannot “possess” the ball until you break free from the occluded and violent orgy of eye-gouging and finger bending...

Is he, though? Has he spoken on, say, education? He may well have and I simply missed it.

Hey, sorry for the radio silence! Been out having... fun? Anyway, you don’t need to hear how swell someone else’s life is, you have plenty on your plate, I can see.

Dude, do yourself a favor. Next time you’re in bed with the flu, say, binge both those puppies. You are in for a treat, it is as good as those things get.