I guess I did. I feel I’m still missing it.

No.

You thought I used a Big Boy word in my last post? Holy fucking shit. It’s all beginning to make sense now. Was it munching lead chips or your mom’s crack habit, do you think, that gave you the stellar intellect you’re displaying now?

That’s fine, as long as you pay the full freight of living out in plastic land.

Um, I wasn’t online, and didn’t see your amazing riposte until this morning? I was going to evince shock at your lack of understanding, but it would be too hard to keep a straight face.

I don’t think there were any Mexican condiments at Wounded Knee, amigo.

Well, I would venture to say I’m more serious than you, especially given your last response. But feel free to coat it with hot sauce and cram it up your ass, bucko.

Who did it help again? Names?

Totes. Kap solved racism in exactly the same way he solved his ability to play quarterback. I see that now.

I stand corrected. York’s tiny drop of blood money is most definitely going to stop cops from shooting first and asking questions later.

Interesting. May I ask, respectfully, what in the actual fuck you are babbling about?

And that’s truly what matters. Kaep “winning.” That this will solve nothing, that it will help no one, is very much beside the point. Kaep, knowing his football career is likely winding down, rebranded himself successfully.

How can you just let this white man colonize your life experiences like that?

You are very bad at vibes.

You sound like an idiot!

I think they should be allowed—even encouraged—to shout racial epithets into the faces of their defeated opponents, followed by rubbing their sweaty ballsacks on said faces. It’s just plain ol’ exuberance, and ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Maybe you can clear something up for me: beyond a shadow of a doubt, you are a hideous, wretched anti-Semite. While it is understandable that you won’t own up to the hideous and wretched part, why are you ashamed of your Jew-hating? Shouldn’t you be letting that freak flag fly?

“A hot take is a journalism term derisively used to describe a “piece of deliberately provocative commentary that is based almost entirely on shallow moralizing.”

Nope. A plague on both their houses.

If only something could drive out stupid. Coddled millionaire has hawt taek, news at 11.