Totes. Kap solved racism in exactly the same way he solved his ability to play quarterback. I see that now.

I stand corrected. York’s tiny drop of blood money is most definitely going to stop cops from shooting first and asking questions later.

Interesting. May I ask, respectfully, what in the actual fuck you are babbling about?

And that’s truly what matters. Kaep “winning.” That this will solve nothing, that it will help no one, is very much beside the point. Kaep, knowing his football career is likely winding down, rebranded himself successfully.

How can you just let this white man colonize your life experiences like that?

You are very bad at vibes.

You sound like an idiot!

I think they should be allowed—even encouraged—to shout racial epithets into the faces of their defeated opponents, followed by rubbing their sweaty ballsacks on said faces. It’s just plain ol’ exuberance, and ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Maybe you can clear something up for me: beyond a shadow of a doubt, you are a hideous, wretched anti-Semite. While it is understandable that you won’t own up to the hideous and wretched part, why are you ashamed of your Jew-hating? Shouldn’t you be letting that freak flag fly?

“A hot take is a journalism term derisively used to describe a “piece of deliberately provocative commentary that is based almost entirely on shallow moralizing.”

Nope. A plague on both their houses.

If only something could drive out stupid. Coddled millionaire has hawt taek, news at 11.

And if you hate them both?

Like Kaep, they have very little idea of what they are saying. Or what is even going on, really.

Yes, maximum exposure is the key here. It isn’t making things better, or changing what you want to change, it’s putting your personal stank on it.

No need for moral high ground on my part. You are defending an obvious anti-semite, there is a 99.9999999% chance you are as well, your death would make the world a better place. Really disappointed you haven’t done the right thing yet.

Please please PLEASE kill yourself. This weekend, if you can fit it in. Thanks so much!

I can actually answer this question for you—it’s a two-pronger! The first prong is a fairly ancient idea of Jews as the ultimate scapegoat. Whatever is going wrong in your society, why not blame it on the Jews? It’s a quick and efficient way of externalizing blame for something you yourself may be responsible for, or…

You are a bad person, and should kill yourself. This weekend would be great, if you get a minute.

Do you see us when we’re pooping? Asking for a friend.