Once, I swear to God, I was told that I wasn’t really black because black people put a lot of cream cheese on their bagels and I don’t. I swear to God.

I'm 32 weeks with baby #2 and my daughter is about to turn 2. I won't lie to you...labor pain is fucking bananas. I have a pretty high pain threshold and at 4cm I could have pulled the railing off my hospital bed with my hands. I have incredible respect for anyone who can endure a medication-free childbirth, but the…

Well Jezzies, it's finally hitting me full force. I'm 37 weeks pregnant today, meaning this little girl could decide to make her entrance any day now. Meanwhile I haven't felt so much as a Braxton Hicks contraction so I'm starting to get nervous about how intense labor will be. Can any mommy Jezzies give me some words…

I'm 34. I'm not at all surprised that stores that were cool when I was in college are not relevant to the youths anymore. I hope this means they close their stores so we don't have to smell that awful cologne they spray around.

I watched some show about like " different" but "sexual"plastic surgeries. It was before I had really heard about plastic surgery for lady parts and such. This woman forked over money and time and put herself through a lot of pain to get her labia like shortened. I was like NOOOO don't do it, not worth it your going…

There's been a few posts where people say "I guess it's ok". I was struck by the idea that it's an odd way to frame our understanding of our own bits and pieces. A kind of unconscious judgement that implies the option to be dissatisfied as if your volva is ever going to change. I guess that's the crux where plastic…

This is a serious issue I have with feminists, they seem to forget that women come in color too.

I find ALL BODIES equally attractive. I am pansexual, and totally indiscriminatory!

Am I the only one who started looking for the vulva that looked most like mine? I'm split between the second one from the top left and the bottom middle one...

I thought that too, but for what I understand there is not so much color diversity (some of those vaginas could be from South and East Asian women, right?) in Sidney University and since the women are not being named, maybe someone with darker skin would be afraid of doing it because just by being someone who either…

Gotta love the name of the paper, which provides the best rebuttal for this:

I AGREE WITH THIS ARTICLE I AM TIRED OF MY VAGINA BEING SEXUALIZED. VAGINAS CAN DO OTHER THINGS TOO PEOPLE. MINE ENJOYS WATCHING REALITY TV, GOING TO WINE AND CHEESE PARTIES, AND CHOCOLATE. IT DOES NOT EXIST JUST FOR PROCREATION, ORGASMS, OR PUBERTY. GET A CLUE SOCIETY.

Between this and ear maggots, I'm never leaving my house again.

Give me a break, they can call her whatever they want. These writers are Americans, and they refer to our elected leader as Barry O and his wife Shelly or whatever all the time.

I thought the world saw their baby already?

Kim needs to get in shape quickly, so I can stop hearing about it.

Yo, Mel B. is SCARY Spice. Mel C. is Sporty Spice. GET YOUR SPICE MELS STRAIGHT!

And thus, her purpose on this Earth has been fulfilled, as foretold on her home planet Famewhoria by the esteemed Oracles of Yeezus.

She def. thinks she has a hood pass. She gave an interview in Complex where she actually said, "In my mind, I'm Gucci Mane." Uhmm neat, but in the world you're Miley Cyrus.