So...uh...yay breastfeeding!

Ask any parent who's lost a child when the mourning ceases, and they will tell you "never". This is just heartless.

And that's fine for you. But no one gets to tell anyone how to mourn or not mourn. Anericans, in general, have real issues with death. Dwelling isn't healthy, but this child's death just happened. And ignoring death sure doesn't make it go away.

I always imagine publicists everywhere closing their office doors after gently lecturing their wards about these sorts of incidents, blowing the air out of their cheeks and dragging their hands down their face with bewilderment at the fact that they have actually had to explain to somebody why doing these things is…

Fuck you, Jezebel. You're cyber-bullying Lena Dunham but pretending to be doing women everywhere a favour. Congratulations on becoming a faux-feminist Tea Party.

Oh for fucks sake. Fuck you, In Touch.

That piece about the Queen is the best thing I've ever read in a gossip magazine.

BROND?

Emma Roberts is clearly mid-sentence and she is not leaning into him because they are walking. and she has ice cream in her hand. That is so absurd.

We have got to sneak someone into this seminar to record his "accurate and responsible information", which I'm sure is probably neither accurate nor responsible.

I'm so confused as to why this is a mother/daughter event...

Amy and Tina should host every show for ever till the end of time. No other hosts need apply.

Catholic Church does not recognize divorce. If a couple gets divorced, they must also get annulled to remain members of the Church, receive communion, etc. Annulment implies that something invalidated the marriage in the first place, as opposed to deciding to end the marriage. Annulments are hung over the heads of…

Heaven forbid the interesting part be reported on.

Wow, nice slap in the face to the Catholics that read your stuff Doug. Betcha you wouldn't try to be so disrespectful to 'cooler' religions, like Wicca or Druidism.

Cats have not prepared me for having a baby. They have prepared me for having teenagers.

Of course Bey and K aren't besties. K is besties with Blac Chyna, whose man (Tyga) is signed to Cash Money. Cash Money and Roc-Nation are like oil and water.

re: Torri- How you get 'em is how you'll lose 'em. I'm just waiting for the Leann Rimes shit-show to start...