Go to college so you don’t have to work retail.

Gamers are the bitchiest losers

Or, you could return your shit like a grown ass man.

Do you know what the discount rate is without googling?

Wait, Rusty is a bad guy for calling the authorities when he witnesses someone committing a crime on his property? Weird world we live in.

This website is full of losers.

Heaven forbid parents advocating for their children’s education.

So this is going to keep all the Gawker garbage to one location. I can only stomach their bullshit “journalistic” standards for so long. Hopefully we don’t get your politics crap on deadspin, kotaku, and gizmodo.

People saying they can predict Macro-Economic impacts are idiots. It’s like saying they could predict the order in which corn would pop in a kettle.

Does anyone know a good technology blog I could follow? This Gizmodo site used to cover tech but now it’s some sort of politics site.

Illegal immigrants are inherently criminals.

Unless they won’t bake you a cake amirite?

But he would be celebrating when the next one hits.

Dear Gawker Staff Writers;

She didn't know how to handle her bike. Neither did Nibali. They pushed it too far and paid the price. It's part of the sport.

Hillary Clinton believes in whatever the most recent focus group believes in.

Obama sent troops into Syria. Just because he doesn’t call it a war doesn’t mean it isn’t. He came in and said he would stop two wars, not only did he not, but he started a new one and in doing so created a new terror organization.

Let's get 4 more years of failed economic policies and horrible national security initiatives.

Sorry this moment was wasted on such a horrible woman.

On a related note, she marks the most comically corrupt major party presidential candidate. Make America Corrupt Again.