Because I’ve heard of one of the most famous athletes in the country?

Are you the person who wrote the article? Now it makes sense.

His football stats.

I doubt that you’ve never heard of Russell Wilson.

You live in Seattle and you’re on a sports website. I really doubt that.

Russell Wilson?

You realize you’re eating poison, right? That explains a lot.

He was DRAFTED by the MLB. He PLAYS football. Learn the difference. It’s not hard.

What “insight”? He literally says it in the article.

Uh.... no. Try football.

Considering he plays for Seattle’s team, I’m pretty sure people where you live have heard of him.

Oh I’m definitely laughing at the article. The sad thing is it wasn’t supposed to be funny.

Maybe, you know, the most popular sport in America? Just a thought.

What? No.

No.

Super Bowl XLVIII was the most-watched US broadcast of all time. So, I doubt that.

No. Keep guessing, maybe you’ll get it!

Baseball is the World Series. Football is the Super Bowl. Get your facts straight.

“Nothing else” what?

Again: He IS a football player, he DOES have a Super Bowl ring. None of this is a “joke”. You can find this information in two seconds. The only “joke” is the writer.