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I’m obviously talking about American football.

Check the date. They got married after he won a Super Bowl. So.... not exactly a “nobody”.

He said people were pretending he’s Ciara’s husband. He actually is.

...No, publicity because he’s one of the most famous football players in the world?

I wouldn’t usually act like that to someone. But if your JOB is to write about sports and you never heard of him then it’s pretty messed up.

Obvious. The publicity. Lucky for them most websites have actually heard of him.

Russell Wilson from the Seahawks. Look it up.

Athletes from other sports are drafted in baseball often. It doesn’t mean they’re actually going to play.

They’re paying him for these “articles” so it must be pretty great.

No?

...”Earth contains one country”? You’re pretty dumb, man. Or just a typical American....

The article LITERALLY SAYS that the writer has no idea who Russell Wilson is. I don’t care what other writers in the archives have said. THIS writer thinks he’s a “scrub prospect”. How is this confusing to you?

Well, no, the exception is apparently us.

So you’ve never seen that movie and are talking out of your ass, then?

You know who Nick Foles is but not Russell Wilson? Did you start watching football a month ago?

That looks like Nick Foles to you? Were you in a coma all month?

Yeah, so what’s your point?

...Yeah, sure, that’s why. Do me a favor and look up his college stats before you say anything else.

I know what a home run is. How is it relevant to football? Do you know what football is?