I'm not going to take financial advice from someone who thinks HDMI cables cost more than $10. You also don't know how to spell PLANE. I'm sorry, but if you're going to come off as holier-than-thou and insist you know something I don't, you're going to have to know what a homonym is, and when to use them.

Dear Game Developers:

Well, if you've never met one, obviously they don't actually exist. I've never met a cannibal, they're probably fake, too.

"And it's Apple, after all. They love selling you peripherals!"

Do you know what they say when you assume?

"If you go to the store to buy granola and accidentally buy horse shit, getting six boxes for free is not extra value."

Number 11/Matt Smith at 0:44. I think.

That's what I get for responding to Gizmodo comments long after I should be asleep.

I'm glad you're willing to deal with pointless restrictions while people who circumvent the rules get to do whatever they want. Do you feel obligated to sit through all the forced-to-play trailers on DVDs, too?

ICS is the "Best" mobile OS? I've got a Nexus S running ICS, and while I do like it better than Gingerbread, it's still got a number of obnoxious UI inconsistencies and foibles. They made widget-adding WORSE somehow. iOS isn't perfect either, but it has consistency going for it, and that's an important part of…

Don't mind the wind. It's just the point flying over your head. Frankly, I'm surprised you're not used to it.

Honestly, people, it's not like Apple is the first company to iterate their products on any sort of schedule. Car companies have been doing it for decades. Why does no one research expensive purchases? I have no pity for willful ignorance.

I feel stupid for having bought the Street Fighter IV DLC.

I personally felt that the Chrono Trigger connections to Chrono Cross felt forced. But maybe that is just because for the first half-to-three-quarters of the game, there aren't any. Oh, there's a familiar name here and there, but nothing of substance until you hit Chronopolis. It seemed to me that Chrono Cross may…

Considering how many PS3 games aren't even outputting 1080p (and many 360 games also output 720p or less and upscale), the low resolution of consoles promising HD graphics is certainly up for being lambasted.

Your laptop cost $500 and came with a 500 GB SSD?

Was that The Doctor?

Swindling people is only a crime when you aren't worth millions.

At this point, he's trolling. And whoever suggested Dark Souls to a non-gamer is an idiot.

I've had to condition myself to ignore messaging until I feel like addressing it. But, to be fair, how is getting a message any less distracting than a phone call or a knock at the door? That's how the non-savvy get hold of me, and no e-reader, or even physical book, is going to stop that.