It all just tastes like cilantro anyway.

IMO, Qdoba’s the superior of the two — it’s definitely more flavorful, and you can add guac for free at Qdoba. A Qdoba burrito was my post-Tae Kwon Do tournament dinner of choice as a kid; it’s just a giant comforting brick of food.

I've never had Chipotle and I don't see that changing.

Meanwhile, at my house...

Karate kid is the most skilled martial artist in the DC Universe.

“This looks better than some superhero TV shows I’ve seen, in terms of the choreography.”

Lol no, it was pretty terrible.

“ really nails that powerful martial artist vibe.”

It’s also insanely generous to Batgirl. Lady Shiva is one of the very, very best non-powered martial artists in the DC Universe. A Lady Shiva-Batgirl fight would be much shorter, and Batgirl’s condition at the end of it would depend entirely on how much Lady Shiva felt like drawing Batman’s wrath.

Did we watch the same video? Because this looked incredibly clunky and amateurish to me. I can appreciate the effort it takes to make a fan film, but I wouldn't call this so great.

Wouldn’t be Jezebel if they weren’t being shady and comparing women because they both dated the same man at different times. Why bother using her name when you can reduce her to a bitchy descriptor that removes her autonomy?

Shade from 2007. Thrilling shit.

Especially since Leighton Meester is by far the superior of the two!

“The other brunette whose popularity peaked during the mid-2000s that isn’t Rachel Bilson took a walk.”

I think it looks fun, but the Wildcat mask is hilarious and the Doctor Midnite looks plain goofy. 

Luke Wilson considering the choices in his life that led him to this point

“Typical” release windows are going to mean shit this year. The second people can get out they will and it will feel good. 

I was going to say Vader’s awesome entrance in that episode:

Seriously, how was this not included at all?

#0: Anakin vs. Ahsoka. Somewhere near the top 10 moments in Star Wars as a whole, as far as I’m concerned.