Stop trying to make Turner D. Century happen.

I’ll give you the Chris Pine one. Maybe Eric Adams. The rest are just lame. As usual, Jezebel has no idea what’s actually funny. 

It’s a really good build. I think they just want to jump on the “Musk bad” train 

Then don’t make a sex tape twenty years ago, sister.

why wouldn’t you want your children to find out how you got so famous and rich?

Boston is so fucking racist that they think Mooninites was a bomb.

Boston is the city that’s afraid of The Mooninites, after all.

Why's he using they to describe himself, they is a group, they is not singular, he or she or it is singular. Please don't use multiple to describe a singular being please, that's mucho confusing.

You get a star simply for the effort taken to transcribe that.

Now this right here is how you do it.  Full tilt, no filter, bat shit crazy on a tear for a solid hour.  Just awesome.  I could watch this video on a loop.

the industry is very anti-cuckold.

Would you react the same way if she’d said “fat people have no rights, they should all get bariatric surgery”?

its not all from men. How many dating sites have you seen where the female poster is like “if youre under 6 feet, dont apply.”

He probably could’ve phrased it better, but I agree with the underlying sentiment 100%. It’s absurd that every male friendship gets distorted into a potential gay relationship, even when there’s no evidence beyond the relationship being just a male friendship. Happens with female friendships, too (see, e.g.,…

Nio actually produce cars that people are buying and daily driving.

We haven’t talked all that much about the NIO ES6 here on Jalopnik, mainly because it’s a product from a startup that isn’t going to be available in the United States and because the company itself has always seemed on the brink of disaster.

If it’s on series 6 it must have been in my queue for 5+ years! Man, I really need to watch or cull that thing.

This show is still on?

The charisma-free zone. 

Someone I know referred to him as a “dead eyed fuck”. That’s all I can see now when I see him.