In the stated scenario, I always leave the stall door open for a practical, considerate reason; if someone is charging into the bathroom with their cheeks clenched and turtle poking, this signals that they don’t have to wait long for the only available shitter.

I heard “a Kylian, on donne”

Ironically it is you who actually introduced the joke. Clever of you. What was the point of an actual punchline? How about just saying “please ban anyone with insensitive jokes”?

I’m now convinced this guy has simply studied “soccer language” but has zero clue about the game.