Someone needs to tighten up on this guy's reigns.

I'm fairly Optimistic about them coming to my town.

I think I speak for all of the world when I say fuck cancer. I honestly sort of expected Bowie to outlive us all and in the end it would just be him walking around the deserted Earth and smiling knowing that he'd completed his mission. Instead I have to snap into reality and be reminded that one of my favorite…

I'm with you there. I was piqued by the kickass opening credits but it all really started to click in the scene with Jessica in the taxi. The music and the visuals all lined up perfectly and it just felt like we walked into the superhero version of Taxi Driver.

Wasn't that the original title for Nymphomaniac?

I agree there were way too many rats on the show. Wait what were we talking about?

Looks like these guys need to learn a little respect, just a little bit.

Do you have any secrets?

They meant it's worse than some of The Wire's bad themes.

Old Man Yells At Internet Commenters

The Devil Wears Prada: The Musical! With music by The Devil Wears Prada!

You seem like a fun guy to be around.

I knew I should have just used a Simpsons reference!

In a shocking twist, The Joker's new origin will be that he listened to way too much Marilyn Manson.

I was really hoping this was a remake of "The Secret Life of the American Teenager," with dogs and cats playing all the roles.

Glad they decided to bring back the character whose near omnipotent time powers caused some of the stupidest stories on the show. That's always a good sign.

“This service is not for everybody,”

Fool Time.

During discussion the family reportedly responded with "that's it, I quit, I'm movin' on."

The show should pull a "Lost" and just keep stringing us along by promising to tell us how to get away with murder. Then, at the end they can just side step it and act like it wasn't that important.