My parents got one of these in 2002, right when they came out. They insisted on getting one with AWD and a manual, much to the dealer’s dismay (he wanted to sell them one off the lot, all of which were automatic).

We’re going to need more monkeys and footballs.

This is literally what I was going to post.

Stick to sports.

Really? No one? Fine, I’ll do it.

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

Having conversations in other languages is key, at least for me. I don’t have so much trouble remembering the vocabulary, and I can understand alright, but come time to have a real world conversation, I clam up on the response.

Pennsylvania is just knock-off North Carolina full of wannabe Southerners. 

That Bakoblin is nuts.  It’s almost giving me an inverse uncanny valley effect, where real life looks so much like the video game that it’s a bit unsettling.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

That might be the most thoughtful reply to an opposing view that I've read on one of these sites.  I'm pretty sure you are supposed to just name call.

My worst hangover this year was the day we got off for George Bush’s passing. It was worth it.

I just need to know if it plays like Fallout 4 with real people and no NPCs. That’s all. If it works the same (barring VATS of course) I will definitely buy it.
EDIT: .....Annnnd this is the wrong article.

Seriously, while this is a fun thought experiment, unseating a successfully nominated and approved SC Justice for actions prior to being on the court is a tough win, even under the most ideal of circumstances.

Just wait for the day Big Johnson comes back

Pretty much all complex organisms are in the business of destroying other types of life. Think about it, think of any animal, it’s spending its whole day killing or leaching off of or digesting some other living thing. I’d urge you to be slightly less morose about being alive.

At the end of the day, while McCain had fundamental disagreements with the direction of the country with people left of center, he didn’t consider them “the enemy” or that his political adversaries were actively trying to destroy the country.

FUCK AND YES! My brother and I would play “American Gladiators” in the back yard when we were kids. We would do a series of skills challenges with the outdoor toys we had and then obstacle courses where we drag a bunch of random shit into the yard while the other stands in one plays and attempts to shoot the other…

“I may call the Washington, D.C. region home these days...”