In happier news, Devon Sawa’s twitter bio reads “Ex-teen heartthrob, but with the polar opposite beliefs as Kirk Cameron’s”

From baby Simba to an unborn fetus? Not what I would call a lateral career move.

Ugh! He’s just like his dad, Tim Allen

I guess that’s what happens when you spend your formative years around Tim Allen.

He did work with Tim Allen all those years. That couldn’t have been a healthy role model.

Maybe Scar had his reasons after all...

It’s not every day that Simba betrays you.

Well, it starts to make sense that JTT is an abysmal tipper.

In the Milwaukee-filmed movie

I mean... Maybe I wouldn’t have either at 19, but she should have said something to the guy. Also, he offers to pay... you could still offer to tip.

Hot actor, not a tipper hmmm.

Is the goal of these little speeches is that we as viewers (not me, because watching this shit is a huge waste of time) are so tied into the local news anchor, that we will agree?

Running out of ideas so they switch out the female leads and blame chemistry, then still run out of ideas.

I can totally see Ritter knitting in bed while her beau Adam Granduciel, leader of The War on Drugs, listens to ‘80s Bob Dylan bootlegs on $800 headphones.

Erinn is truly better off. She was brilliant on “Children’s Hospital,” so I’m glad she doesn’t have to be on some Chuck Lorre mess.

And she no longer has to pretend Kevin James is funny!

Kristen Ritter, Vogue Knitting Covergirl, would like a quiet word outside.

I attended a law school graduation where - no shit - Jerry Springer was the speaker. There was some blow back in advance of his speech, as can be expected.