Specifically the underside of a whale.

It looks like Kanye’s shoes are make out of fish.

Maybe Brad Pitt is vacuuming her home for her?

“Adrian Grenier Is Mad at Starbucks for a Different Reason”

He’s saying he knows her body LIKE a backroad. Every turn and curve and whatever

The title makes me think of gravel, roadkill and potholes and I’d never want to be compared to a back road. Ew

“I’ve always felt that I’d be a happier person and have an easier go of it in life if I’d been born just a little bit dumber...”

Same.

Someone once said to me, in a stressful situation where the expectation to perform highly was great, said he wished he was stupid. Like, so stupid you don’t even know how stupid you are. So stupid you’re just the happiest person alive because there’s literally nothing on your mind. It sounds nice. I’m just the right…

“Body Like A Back Road” is a bad song and Sam Hunt should feel bad for foisting it, and really the rest of his music, on the public.

Just having a POTUS who can speak in intelligible sentences and a FLOTUS who speaks at all seems like a long lost dream.

THE POOL HAS A RAIN SHOWER TOO?!?!

I’ve always felt that I’d be a happier person and have an easier go of it in life if I’d been born just a little bit dumber. Thanks for the affirmation, Pratt!

I miss the Obamas so much.

I think he’s saying he LOVES Taylor Swift’s version of “September”.

He is trying to rephrase “Good artist copy, Great artist steal”.

Neither do I. NOTHING here was shocking. I dont believe for one second he was cheating. He spent a weekend in a hotel room with a stripper while his pregnant millionaire gf, daughter of the worlds most powerful mega phone was in his house?? And whats with the numerous gossip outlets that have sat on the receipts from…

There is...a lot going on there. I’m not sure any/all of it is good. Like, OK. You can have ruffles, or a train, or cargo dress pants with laced cuffs, or a studded belt. But you can’t have all of them at the same time. Edit, girl.

All the Corgis! I met the cutest Corgi pupper yesterday at Crissy Field. My old lady dog was trying to mount him. She’s a funny dom like that. He was soooo cute. I love a good corg butt! :)

WAT IS HAPPENING HERE