• The Chase Hudson (Lil Huddy) Meal: A Spicy Ch’King with cheese, served with four-piece mozzarella sticks and a 16-ounce chocolate shake.

He didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete.

This looks better than the original concept

What happened to Gary Cooper, the strong silent type?

Episode 1: Doogie starts work at the hospital, discovers it doesn’t have enough PPE for the staff. She’s forced to re-use an n95 mask, intended for single use, for a week straight and works 20 hour shifts tending to unvaccinated Covid patients.

I wonder if Modine will refuse to concede, spread a bunch of conspiracy theories about the election being stolen, and encourage his supporters to storm Grauman’s Chinese Theater.

What I want is a Greg Daniels & Mike Judge King of the Hill podcast. I enjoy Office Ladies, but the best parts are when they talk about stuff that carried over from the KotH writers room, like Office Olympics.

Retta is the hands down winner. If Retta and Jim O’Heir did a podcast together about literally anything, I would listen to that shit. 

I really want a 30 Rock podcast with Tina and some of the head writers. There are so many jokes that I would love to hear the origins of

Just weighing in to say American Vandal is great and should be seen by everyone. If you every wanted to see a crime scene investigation about whether somebody is telling the truth about getting a hand job, this show is for you

The congressman’s office announced the happy couple would be honeymooning at The White Lotus in Maui, staying in the world famous Pineapple Suite. 

Yeah, I mean, I don’t have a suitcase or anything, but I’m a terribly normal, non-rich person and I’ve got protective wine-bottle cases to use when I travel. I like to bring bottles of wine or a local spirit back to my family and friends when I travel. They’re cheapo padded sleeves, and they mostly get the job done.…

“Aren’t you the guy who broke into Stu Leonards and stole all those pork rinds?”

The best way to watch Top Gun is to watch Hot Shots. 

When he came into the studio one morning, there Bruce was with his head half in the toilet. His hair was in the toilet water — disgusting.

Benihana will be fine! Just look at how much these important businessmen are enjoying their lunch.

How much do you have to hate yourself to buy this?  

I’m not sure if he’s at all thinking about leaving, but Beck Bennett is their low-key MVP. He’s really funny and can play a weirdo or any generic dad role.  Pretty versatile.  If he leaves, that’s gonna be a big yawning gap in the roster.

What, no love for the Cornballer??