Don’t go hungry, go Hungary!

“What kind of a coke head relative is my college? I gave you more money than the Civil War cost and you want more?!”

Also, Jesus, fuck, this show is still on the air? The thirst for ballroom dancing by women who married straight out of high school is real.

John Mulaney is maybe the best mainstream stand-up working right now. He’s at the very least the most polished and confident in his comedic voice. I’ve loved all of his specials, I’m excited for this one, and I continue to be super disappointed that I missed catching him when he was nearby. (The tickets sold out immedi…

Hey, if it worked for Zack Morris, it’s good enough for me.

“Spending time with family,” sounds suspiciously like “you’re about to hear some scandalous shit about to break.” I’ll take the odds on the latter.

I grimly watched all of it, down to last pathetic gasps. It really says something when MARTIN SHORT is genuinely the funniest thing on your show.

Somewhere a game developer for EA is cursing under his breath right now

Right?

Equipment manager is going to be pissed...Same last name and first 5 letters of the first name? What’s he supposed to put, Griffin A, Griffin B?

Ketchup+Vodka. Right?

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

The Miami jerseys are awesome, though.

This would be easily remedied if fans stopped buying so many jerseys.

“our City Edition jersey captures the essence of Philadelphia.”

Those Utah gradient jerseys are dope as shit though, this invalidates your premise.

Murder goes unsolved for 3o years.

The kid just earned a nickname - Willie Maize.

“As of yet, there’s no clarity on the reason for his glove-corn...”