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I wonder what Richie’s brother thinks of all this.

I love baseball but this is one of the dumbest fucking things in sports. Can you imagine a football or hockey coach suited up in even just a jersey? How stupid would that be?

Oh good, excellent, a chance for me, a hated millennial, to finally bitch about the next generation! Hey, you idiot teens! Don’t know know that Banana Republic needs your business? Jesus Christ it’s like you don’t even REMEMBER the Bush presidency!

I’d rather be labeled a bastard than confirm that Trump was my father too.

Maybe it’s just the mall by me, but the fact that people under 18 aren’t allowed in there without an adult anymore could be part of the problem.

I think baseball brawls are stupid, but I’d love it if the two teams’ bullpens went at it in the outfield rather than running into the infield. Two brawls for the price of one.

He’s paid for a few abortions too, I’ll wager.

Frankly, if a long time sex-addict like Donald Trump - who was definitely raw-dogging Stormy Daniels, hasn’t fathered at least a few children out of wedlock, I’d have to say that someone needs to explain the birds and bees to me again.

Actually this move makes total sense. Experts say an attack at this particular school is likely to involve small arms.

One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?

Dennis must also come back. I don’t care if he’s married to a redhead with big boobs who already shared his last name.

It would be amazing if they did a miniseries...do 6 eps where they try and fail to reboot TGS. Then end it with a whole episode about how dumb reboots are.

Not being able to recognize a garlic press is fine because that is a useless, frustrating tool. Just learn good knife skills.

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

it’s kind of a “history repeats itself” thing. I know my grandparents (WWII generation) couldn’t cook worth a damn either. meat was always well done (or else you’re gonna be good and done!) no seasonings other than a lot of salt and ground black pepper so old it was flavorless. And occasionally vinegar. and I’m…

“Nearly half of us, for example, said we’d be incapable of cooking a ribeye steak to medium temperature.”

Episode 3 is just 50 minutes of watching the main cast sitting at the bus stop waiting for the bus to arrive, only in the final act for three to just come along at once.

This show has everything: Chadwick Boseman, John Mulaney, disappointment thrones.