I can hazard some guesses, but I don’t know what to think in the case of Ariel. Mermaids understand something very different when they hear “Roe versus wade.”

If only he had other things he joked about.

When I went to summer camp in the early to mid 90s in Upstate New York, all the nearby camps would host sports tournaments in soccer, basketball, softball, etc. But one camp would always make sure to invite Camp Shane, which was a camp for overweight kids. One time, I was playing in a basketball tournament against…

Are you telling me that this guy gets off on doing standup specials?

I remember I did the math on that based on how long the D-5 Ducks’ season was and it came out to something like a 12 goals a game average.

Coach Reilly is a real piece of shit for destroying the confidence of the greatest prospect in hockey history, probably cost Minnesota the North Stars too.

OK, this settles it. Lincoln just needs to be the American Land Rover. Just give up sedans and go all-in on SUVs. It’s their strength. Ford doesn’t have a sedan platform worthy of a luxury car anyway. They do, however, have a new Bronco coming out that may look good in these clothes.

As a 90s kid myself, I would say 80% of my similar-aged friends have a big soft spot for D2, but don’t really remember the first one in any high regard.

everyone knows D2 is the goat, the original might as well be a prequel

I’ve been saying for years that I’d love to see The Office come back with Dwight as manager (what is Rainn Wilson doing these days anyway), and the majority of the supporting cast (Kevin, Angela, Oscar, Creed, Meredith, Phyllis, etc.) minus Jim, Pam, Andy, and the other “main characters”. Then add a couple new faces…

“Now, they have ‘hush puppies’ here, which you may be more familiar with as a ‘knish’ or a ‘beignet’...”

Jack, to Liz: The television audience doesn’t want your elitist, East Coast, alternative, intellectual, left-wing—

So, Matt Patricia is just Fat Mac in a Tommy Bahama shirt, correct?

“a paraplegic security guard” - I don’t know how to say this without being a dick, but, uhhh, odd choice for a security guard.

I think the problem isn’t that these places seem old school. It’s that they *are* deeply out dated. Huge portions, not great quality. Cramped crowded dining rooms. Dim lighting. Crazy crap on the walls. Limited bar selections. Low prices on food. High prices on beer.

Admittedly, I was taking a cheap shot, but that Fox show was exactly that. Knowing Mulaney’s style I wondered if he pitched a warped version of Seinfeld and it got watered down.

Melt it down, pour it into a measuring cup, pour it back on the butter dish, freeze the dish, then cut the butter back out and add it to the recipe. idiot

Mulaney has a talent of breaking other comedians. It happens all the time when he appears with Nick Kroll, for example:

The best is still the first time he did the recurring bit with “Dan Cortes”.

“If you’re Irish, or just white and violent...” How can you not laugh trying to say that?