Yup, I’m a lefty too that plays right handed. Base on the decision when I was 5 yo, and left-handed guitars, at the time, were rare and more expensive. My dad didn’t want to spend the extra money. If I could do it over again, I would play lefty, that way I could do my Jimi or Cobain impression. lol

Another decision for 10% of the population: Do you want to play left or right handed? The truth is, both hands require dexterity so it isn’t required that left handed people play guitar left handed.

I’m just glad he went with “someone from whom I bought cocaine” as opposed to the more colloquial “someone I bought cocaine from”.

That’s my takeaway from this as well. Dude’s coke dealer seems to be a total asshole. Rich people in CT should have access to better dealers than this, right? Christ, Skipper, next time just ask your kids for the number of whomever they’re using.

If you can’t trust your cocaine dealer, who the hell can you trust? Life is hell

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A quick internet search tells me that not only does United carry way more animals than other airlines, but that United checks dogs and cats and also rabbits and household birds, which most other airlines refuse. They also will transport brachycephalic dog breeds, which most other airlines refuse. So I’m sure that has…

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal

Every building in New York probably has human remains from mafia hits mixed into the foundation.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

“*Don’t tell the Italian crew of the Deadspin staff this but I think using a quality jarred pasta sauce like Victoria or Rao’s is fine. I’ve made my own sauce and it’s good, but sometimes there isn’t time for that shit. I’ll eat Victoria sauce right out of the jar.” 

People, stop buying canned tomato sauce.

My mom has a “secret” recipe for a very delicious and fluffy cornbread. I found out a few years ago it’s just one box of jiffy cornbread mix and one box of jiffy yellow cake mix put together. I have no shame making that every time we do chili or BBQ because it’s so damn good.

Obviously Reid has a complicated mac and cheese recipe. He’s struggled for years with the two-minute recipe.

Yes, this billionaire definitely walked into a 7-Eleven on his way to the interview and walked out with a can of soup and a couple tall boys.

By the way, Barf was on the Space Winnebago, not a plane:

Why do people keep calling him “General Kelly”? I don’t remember Colin Powell being referred to as “General Powell” during the Dubya years.

But it is a sandwich

This whole thing could have been avoided had Smith just stepped back and taken a deep broth…