Now who’s laughing?

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

Or you just smashed your pinky toe into a dresser

Florine Gruen Goldfarb. Say that shit out loud. Sounds like you’re stroking out with a mouth full of marbles.

Japan Flattened After North Korean Bom Drops

I figured he was trying to get his fingers sliced off so he could enjoy the taste of meat for once.

I’d try to trip the opponents too if lack of effort could easily result in my murder and the murder of my family.

The women who spoke to SI made it clear that the athletes were not part of the problem, with one former senior staffer saying “I had hundreds of interactions with players and never once had an issue…they always knew how to treat people. Then I’d go to the office and it was this zoo, this complete shitshow.”

Jeebus, don’t any of these guys know that isn’t how you’re supposed to behave in a workplace? You’re supposed to read Deadspin at your desk while quietly wondering what your life would have been like if you hadn’t gone to a party school.

Accurate right down to the teeth

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

The Russians handled us like a federal election

Last night, during her show Laura Ingraham Would Like To Speak To A Manager,

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

True story. A friend of mine has been playing rec hockey for years, and always wore a full face shield. At the start of a season several years ago, he decided to go with a half shield. Took a puck in the mouth early in the game, lost four teeth and needed dozens of stitches to close up a massive gash in his lip.

NBC is not showing the medal ceremonies due to time constraints. Things are already tight as it is. Unless you want them to take time away from the 2 hours of Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir discussing outfits while the Zamboni cleans the ice.

Until recently, The Giants.

I have been watching an above average amount of coverage and I am yet to see an athlete actually receive a medal. Are they worried someone will steal them from the venues or something? I doubt OJ is in Pyeongchang.

counterpoint: the stuffed tiger is adorable and i want one