He’s talking about Mountain Dew, baby!

After what Melania has been through, they probably deserve it.

I was thinking about this last night. Most summer Olympic sports are safe and do-able for the average person. We all have experienced running, maybe archery, swimming, even volleyball. Not likely to die doing that (I’d imagine the most dangerous summer sport is biking, no?).

Is anyone going to mention that the pool jumping video is of a moguls skier, not a ski jumper?

My dad once described upstate New York as “Alabama with cold weather.”

Every state turns into rural Mississippi once you get twenty minutes outside of the nearest city. I’ve seen people flying the confederate treason flag from their rusty trailers in upstate New York.

The political divide in this country falls between urban areas versus rural areas, which makes it impossible to find a clean, geographic split.

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

The Office: The Trial of Toby... with Michael Scott showing up to see Toby finally get what’s coming to him, only to realize he can actually provide an alibi that’ll save Toby. Will he do the right thing?

Which was funnier, Verrit or Greta Van Sustern’s APP that made up apologies?

Weed helps.

I used to make fun of Curling but then my college roomies and I got high and spent an entire weekend watching Curling and now I know a lot about Curling and I really like Curling.

If only the sketch of the Mobile, AL leprechaun were as fruitful...

Luger? More like WINNER, amirite?

Did you stop at the wig warehouse?

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

If becoming a billionaire actually took business acumen, this guy would already have a foie gras farm on his property.

Popeyes chicken is fucking awesome

Put a salad on top of a hot dog and yell at every body who doesn't.