And also maybe don’t refer to half of the country as deplorable. Turns out people don’t like being called stupid and patronized.

the eagles tried this with riley cooper not to long ago, but he doesn’t blend in well with anything of color.

To be fair, it sounds like she did speak up where it truly counts - to the internal investigators at Fox who then quickly decided it would be in their best interests to dump Ailes. That absolutely helped Gretchen with her lawsuit.

What the fuck are you bitching about? This is amazing and a very fitting mascot for a double A ball club located in the great state of Florida.

Hey, man, I’m slingin’ mad volume and fat stackin’ benjis, you know what I’m sayin’? I can’t be all about, like, spelling and shit.

It is very difficult to get into the DAR. They require a tremendous amount of documentations- death and birth certs, military records, etc. all primary sources. If she is in the DAR, her heritage is unquestionable. Kirk is an asshat.

“Tough loss for you guys last night, huh?”

“researchers from Northwestern determined that injuries to the patellar tendon are the hardest injuries for NFL players to recover from.”

“What is a tool box, and what is a truck bed?” -GLT customers

I miss the proper wiper-washers from my old Volvos and Saabs. Sure, they inevitably broke, but when they worked they were awesome for preventing snow buildup and removing crud/kicked up slush from cars in front. As more cars go to LED lighting, it would be nice to see more OEMs offer headlight cleaning solutions,…

So Steve Young got a better deal out of the USFL than Trump did?

They all had disposable cameras in the crowd, because cell phones were prohibited

How dare someone—a Kennedy no less!—listen to the words of not just a man, but an old man.

Didn’t you see the documentary about that?

If the last few days have proven anything, it’s that baseball ghosts are fucking real. Prove me wrong.

But she actually lives in NYC though. In 740 Park or one of those buildings. I think she just uses the Arkansas address for “official” (i.e., tax) purposes. You know, to minimize NY state/city tax exposure.

68.37m is just over 224 ft for those of us measuring in freedom units

Where is Col. Jessup and Lt. Kendrick when you need them. Assmunch could use a good code red right about now.

Is it just me or is representing your country and your nation during congratulatory phone call joking about no shirts on show no class

Jeez, Rick Santorum really let himself go.