Just based on this trailer, I can safely say that “Ride Along 3" does not seem like it’s for me.

The only people who actually put beer in the cups are high schoolers who haven’t heard of meningitis and old people who googled “How To Play Beer Pong” before their neighborhood holiday party. The rest of us fill them with water and just get drunk by our own schedule.

Trump and his family need to start putting the needs of the American people and New Yorkers before themselves. They need to move to more securable location now and move everyone (Melanie and Baron) to the White House come January 21. Time to grow up Donnie boy and move to a big boy house.

I love how the low ceilings really highlight this tacky shit.

“I want the rockettes! It’s not fair! Everyone should like me!” And he and the republicans think woman on welfare are overstepping the bounds of entitlement. Also, is it not terrible optics to have a group of kick dancing woman perform for an admitted rapist?

It gets even worse for him when you look at New York County (Manhattan). You know, the place he loves to call home where he thinks he is a New York Institution. He only received 9.71% in Manhattan, the lowest dating back to 1884.

Yes, and I for one plan to keep reminding Trump of his devastating NYC loss for a long, long time. Hillary took the five boroughs handily, 77 percent to his 23 percent; the only borough he won was Staten Island, and his total vote there was all of 95,612. You know that’s just killing him.

Trump is apparently really, really pissed that he lost NY, particularly NYC, so badly.

And when they do manage to procreate, they often abandon their babies...because pandas are fucking stupid.

You expect me to take my recreational cues from an animal too bored by sex to procreate at a replacement level?

Take a knee

I think Melania is getting it worse than her original contract stipulated though tbh. “Nobody said this shit about being president. I married an overweight reality TV star who eats garbage for every meal. This was supposed to be a 4 year gig and then I could buy my brother Sergei out of the Gulag”

Trump especially loses his shit when he perceives classic NY institutions STILL rejecting him despite how rich, successful, powerful he becomes (see obsession with Vanity Fair, SNL, NY Times, etc.). It’s like returning to a class reunion and the cool kids who picked on you in high school still treat you like a schmuck…

Please.... point out one factually inaccurate thing in this post.

Wait, is this how you guys got control of the world’s banks? On Christmas, when nobody was looking?

This is not really accurate. NFL players commit crimes at a lower rate than the general public:

I don’t think you know how a bell curve works.

Some companies will also have a small office in central London or Manhattan for the prestige address, usually just a sales office. I worked for a UK translation company (not as a translator) that has an office in Manhattan but the boss was so prestige obsessed that we had a complete office (sales, ops, accounts,…

It’s a fucking deer. A rat with hooves. There are tens of millions of them. Why did everyone care so much? Jesus.

So this is where the buck stops.