Quelle surprise.

Elon Musk was a mistake.

Yes, let the guy who repeatedly insisted he won an election he clearly lost, and incited an insurrection with his repeated lies, back on Twitter.

Well, this comments section is going to be interesting...

into a catch-all rallying point for a slew of conservative talking points.

Russia is run by an ex-KGB thug, turned mafioso crime boss/president.

Well, the Russians are busy picking a fight with our friends, shouldn’t we help them out?

Yes, Russia is going to invade Ukraine because Biden’s poll numbers are slipping. Flawless logic there chief.

And to find Arcturus, find the Big Dipper (which is easy: face north, you’ll see a dipper in the sky, it’s big). Trace the arc of the handle to the first very bright star you see.

Leonard “will just be about half the width of a clenched fist to the left” of Arcturus

That’s INCREDIBLY easy to debunk, though. Holding it to your head works even if you crouch, and raising the key in your hand to the top of your reach doesn’t. 

You haven’t even entered the rabbit hole yet. There is an anime where the universes cross over as a gag comedy.

Any time I think about criticizing kids these days I remember I grew up in the oasis between fears of an actual nuclear war behind me (granted War Games and The Morning After came out when I was young, but we weren’t doing duck and cover drills in school) and before the fears of global warming, an eternal war on…

You are thinking of P.N. 03. I was thinking of that game as well. The vibes of both are the same. 

Triclopyr is the easy way.

If it takes a $30 hamburger to make the family owned joint pay the employees a living wage, they have much bigger problems.  

Dear DC,

Which is why I proposed the remaster route

Reducing a complex issue into a tweet-sized sentence removes nuance
 critical to understanding the issue, also at 11. Back to you.

Replace “Syracuse” with “Hartford” or “Waterbury” and “I-81" with “I-84" and/or “I-91" and this very conversation is playing out here in Connecticut.