This ×1000.

1) Never ask a woman if she is pregnant with twins.

and most people who seem to shame mothers are other mothers who feel the need to show the internet that they are the Superior Mothers with Superior Parenting Skills who are Doing Everything Right For Their Wee Litle Special Snowflake

amen. Motherhood in the internet age seems like an endless nightmare feedback loop of shaming, self righteousness and self hatred

I’ll take one!

“Get out of my uterus” is my battle cry, too. HEY CHRISSY WE’RE THE SAME.

Get out of my uterus!

uggggh “you look too fat to be carrying a singleton” or IDK maybe shut up about a pregnant persons body? i swear now people are policing how big a pregnant woman looks? isn’t this supposed to be the one time in a woman’s life when we can be fat without being tarred and feathered????

She’s not wrong. This is so fucking BLATENT. I wonder if anything will come of this, maybe a lawsuit that would make it to the Supreme Court? Something needs to be done.

Her voice is pretty weak, but Gwen can hold a note.

Oh god, she still claimed she didn’t “name names” because the song is called Dear John and not Dear John Mayer. Even the same guitar chords as a different John Mayer song.

Uh, you don’t seem to grasp the concept of a breakup album. They include a varied range of emotions and angles, from “parting shots” to regrets, to pleas. Gwen did it way before Taylor. She did way better than Taylor. She doesn’t “need to take lessons” from her. That’s not how it works.

Not really. Men do this too. Many men, from Frank Sinatra to Usher to *barf* Robin Thicke. The Post Divorce Heartbreak Song is a long tradition.
What Taylor Swift does is leave clues in her liner notes and literally name the dudes in the song but maintains she doesn’t do that because it’s not the FULL name. Robin…

Gwen practicing facial expressions in the mirror is something I’ll be thinking about all day now.

I love that they both nailed the damn emails and the “no” heard round the world. I'm Bernie all the way, but I actually cheered when Hill straight up shot Chafee down.

So, Tina Fey was brought back to play Sarah Palin, and Larry David was used to play Bernie Sanders, but the decision-makers at SNL saw no problem with a non-black man playing President Obama for years, or for black women celebs to be portrayed by a black man in a dress for years. Hmmmm.

I’ve loved Jessica Chastain since Take Shelter, where she takes a nothing, supportive wife role, and makes it worth watching.

The author of the article doesn’t take a stand on how much Chastain should be paid at all—feel free to point out the sentence where she does! All she does is report some comments Chastain made on the wage gap, one of which references a made-up bullshit source from Star magazine. (To be fair, the made-up bullshit…

Wait, what? I feel like that list should be a lot longer. Can’t Angelina Jolie draw folks in? Sarah Jessica Parker? Sandra Bullock?

Who are all the dudes?

Incorrect. You’re projecting your own taste. The last few movies I’ve seen were for the female leads.